Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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