at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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