So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
it glows. i had to have it.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
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Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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