I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
do herpes really smell.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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