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• (757): View more from Virginia

  There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy

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• (509): View more from Washington

  my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...

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  did I at least say anything...

  (519): View more from Ontario

  you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time

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• (561): View more from Florida

  P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.

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• (518): View more from New York

  YO. MCGRIDDLES.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Come camping we have xanax and steaks

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice

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