While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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