I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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