Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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