Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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