i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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