Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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