and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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