My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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