IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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