Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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