Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
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he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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