You really coming over, don't trick.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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