How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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