i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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