the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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