YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.