Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.