i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
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i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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