I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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