I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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