I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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