You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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