What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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