okay pat passed out under dana's car
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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