Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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