We won't sleep together?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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