google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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