hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Come see our sink grown plant.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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