I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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