Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
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Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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