I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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