Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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