Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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