He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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