I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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