We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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