Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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