I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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