my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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