"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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