Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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