I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
it was like eating out sand paper
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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