Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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