Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Yo dont text me then not text me
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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