ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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