it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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