3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
My pussy is not your playground.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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