I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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