Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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