At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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