Duck Duck Cougar?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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