He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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