Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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