how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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